Finally! Geez, I never thought I was gonna get out of there.
Could it be any more gorgeous out? MAN!
I wish I had prescription sunglasses.
I wonder why that guy has a bandaid on his forehead? And why did he choose a white one?
That was nice of S. to let me borrow his watch.
I could totally tell that he didn't really want me to borrow it.
I hope Scott finds my cell phone.
Pedestrians have the right-of-way, jackass!
I really don't know how I feel about these gauchos.
Sixteenth-Street Mall is so good for people watching.
There are some serious freaks out here.
That guy playing guitar is really good! I'd give him a couple bucks.
Oh honey, you should not be wearing skin-tight white pants. AT ALL.
I wish I had brought something healthier than Spaghettios for lunch.
I need new tennis shoes.
Dude, that woman on the cell is way too old to be saying "dude." Dude - am I too old to be saying "dude?"'
I have a feeling these gauchos don't look as cute as I'm hoping they do.
I hate Crocs! And Tevas! And Birks! I don't care how comfortable they are!
I should probably be wearing a sports bra.
My neck is sweaty already?
Why did I have to inherit Daddy's sweat glands?!?
That woman in the wheelchair must be melting in that jacket.
Thank you, God, for the use of all of my limbs, and for my mobility, and for my life.
Get your kids out of the street, idiot!
Why am I hitting every single red light?
Store-front windows are really good for posture checks.
They are also good for gut-jiggle checks. ZOIKS! Not cool.
Piss! I just remembered I left the Spaghettios at home on the kitchen counter! Hope I at least have some popcorn to microwave.
All of these pregnant women are making me a little bit jealous.
Why is that? I don't even feel like I want kids right now.
I don't want to think about it.
I wonder if I've passed anyone I know.
Ick, this guy next to me smells like a pickle with B.O.
I need to color my hair.
I wonder if I could carry off gold shoes?
Good LORD, I would kill for calves like that.
Yo, Subaru! Quit dreaming about saving the rainforest and get out of the crosswalk! The light is GREEN, Granola!
Thank heaven it's Hot Check Thursday; we have no food.
I wonder if The Dude unloaded the dishwasher? I bet not.
He seemed sad on the phone.
Our first date was so cool. I want that back.
I still can't believe they shut our phone off; we didn't even get a notice!
I'm going to give them a piece of my mind tomorrow when I pay the bill.
I need to win the lottery.
Well, GEEZ, SORRY, I didn't know we were in a race, GUY!
I feel like Nana in her culottes, except without the oddly-colored sage/grey tennis shoes.
I wonder how Nana and PopPop are doing? I need to call them.
I need to get a card for Sam's birthday.
I'm so jealous that I don't get to go to her birthday party.
I bet anything that Scott wants to order pizza tonight.
I wonder how Shyann's gall bladder surgery went?
I wish they'd figure out what the lump on Ronnie's neck is.
I bet Mom is a huge stress-ball right now.
Wonder if Brandon and Sahara are going over to Mom's for Easter?
I really want a dog. A big ol' slobbery bulldog.
How come I can think of more names for my potential dog than for my potential kids?
I'm getting hot.
AHHHH! Man, I freakin' HATE birds! I HATE YOU, BIRDS!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
If I get my eye pecked out, I. WILL. FREAK.
Great, this is another winter I didn't go skiing.
Ohhhh, tulips. I love tulips. They're so happy. If I had to describe the personality of tulips, I'd say they're quiet and introverted, until you get to know them.
I am so weird.
Yeesh, not as weird as THAT guy.
I can't believe lunch is over already.
I don't want to go back.
I timed this perfectly.
I better take these stairs.
34 steps.
Hold the elevator, please!
I didn't want to actually get ON the elevator or anything, PUNK!
"Punky Chips Ahoy! Oy! Oy! Oy!"
Great, now that commercial is going to be stuck in my head all day.
Trying to take the advice scrawled across my coffee cup and "Love the moment"...
5 comments:
That is great! Sounds like a real relaxing time:) I can imagine myself having the same sort of dialogue...love it!PS nice work getting moving too!
Hahaha..in my mind, you totally have Molly Shannon's voice. ~L.
You are the smartest girl ever. I love you bigger and bigger every single day.Things I hate:1. Saltwater Crocodiles...they will come right out of the water to kill you. Not to EAT you. They just kill you to be mean.2. Birds inside...birds like to be outside. When you bring them inside and clip their wings and stick them in cages they get pissed off and dream of ways to peck your eyes out.3. Weasels...those tiny little beady eyes totally freak me out. And one time, when I was working at the Dude Ranch, one charged me. I swear it's true.Don't you want to come to MY party? I will make you a snuggly spot and get you a cupcake. You can play in the jumping castle all you want. I'll kick all the 4 year olds out and it can be just for you.I love you.
I love the stream of consciousness writing. It was a fun read.
Katrina - yes, yay for moving! I am hoping to make good use of my lunch hours this spring/summer and get a lot of walking in.Laura - your comment cracked my husband up! He informed me that he's very glad that my voice is not like Molly's, though when I've heard my voice recorded (like on our answering machine), it annoys me to death.Liza - hooray! Cousins on Blogs! I'm lovin' it! And yes, I absolutely wish I could come to your party, too. Also, weasels and ferrety-type things? Eeew, with a capital "EEEEEWW!!"Jen - what's sad is that my mind works (or not works) like that pretty much all of the time.
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